“Before the game against the Ogres the "lovely" Critterz withdrew from the public eye for a period of time. During this time they trained with the nastiest of undead to study their ways. This gave them the knowledge of how you can upgrade armor by putting random scrap metal from the pitch under your garments. Also getting a "close friend", the kind of close friend that has trouble holding onto their money.

Unfortunately The Lioness forgot to emulate the pure evil that the undead had displayed during the training camp, and for that paid dearly with a hair line fracture in her jaw. The coach is confident that this will not be repeated when she's fully healed.

Against all this trickery the Bear's coach fought better than anyone could, and it was nearly enough. This Ogre team will surely retire many less devious elven teams in their career, no doubt about that. ”