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Match Result · League division
· Tournament game
Match recorded on 2014-01-13 21:10:34
CTV 1750k+370k Necromantic Horror
1
70k (-10000)
12000
No change
1/1/0
Inducements: 1 wizard, Star player Setekh
Dark Elf CTV 2160k
0
70k (-30000)
15000 (1 FAME)
No change
1/0/1
Inducements:
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
1
-
1
10
159
-
29
57
8
#4 Buff Rascal – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
1
2
-
1
10
125
1
10
39
-
#10 Craig McQuick – Groin Strain (MNG)
“Another perfect game in terms of laughter sparked by insanity. My elves laughed so hard about the 2nd wolf staying at home that they said before the match they will win it no matter what they do.
To live up to this statement they lined up at the opening kickoff without noticing before the kick was made that they actually are the receiving team. So with both runners on the bench and a rather untypical setup a little adjustement to the usual strategy was needed.
After a few turns (and wasted RRs because Nuffle also decided to put the "we win no matter what" to a test) we managed to get a player open in range of the necros endzone. Ball was in hand of the ag 5 witch with only a zombie to pass over. The pass went over the zombies head (who said something like he would die for an interception), hit the receiver right in his hand and he dropped it. As the ball was not very happy with this treatment he decided to knock the clumsy elf prown leaving no one near the ball to get even close to pick it up. Necros then marched down the field KOing elves left and right but their score was prevented from a 1d blitz that knocked the wolf over and forced a passplay instead of a simple run - which failed.
With 4 out of 5 elves deciding to stay KO (I mean - we will win anyway, right?) the badly outnumbered elves managed to keep the necros from advancing to quite some time and then the ballcarrier was (relatively) exposed. It took a few dodges and GFIs to get a guard on the carrier and blitz him with a 2nd player but we managed to knock the ball loose. Again very upset with the treatment the ball knocked out the blitzer and decided to softly glide into the Necros arm on a 6+ roll. Grats on the win - a good and fun game against you as always.
I just really hope I dont play you again too soon as my IQ seems to drop dramatically at every start of one of our games :)
And now go and win the cup!”
To live up to this statement they lined up at the opening kickoff without noticing before the kick was made that they actually are the receiving team. So with both runners on the bench and a rather untypical setup a little adjustement to the usual strategy was needed.
After a few turns (and wasted RRs because Nuffle also decided to put the "we win no matter what" to a test) we managed to get a player open in range of the necros endzone. Ball was in hand of the ag 5 witch with only a zombie to pass over. The pass went over the zombies head (who said something like he would die for an interception), hit the receiver right in his hand and he dropped it. As the ball was not very happy with this treatment he decided to knock the clumsy elf prown leaving no one near the ball to get even close to pick it up. Necros then marched down the field KOing elves left and right but their score was prevented from a 1d blitz that knocked the wolf over and forced a passplay instead of a simple run - which failed.
With 4 out of 5 elves deciding to stay KO (I mean - we will win anyway, right?) the badly outnumbered elves managed to keep the necros from advancing to quite some time and then the ballcarrier was (relatively) exposed. It took a few dodges and GFIs to get a guard on the carrier and blitz him with a 2nd player but we managed to knock the ball loose. Again very upset with the treatment the ball knocked out the blitzer and decided to softly glide into the Necros arm on a 6+ roll. Grats on the win - a good and fun game against you as always.
I just really hope I dont play you again too soon as my IQ seems to drop dramatically at every start of one of our games :)
And now go and win the cup!”
Coach: "OK! QUIET DOWN NOW EVERYONE!"
*still a lot of noise*
Coach: "IS EVERYONE ON A CART, HORSE, UNICORN OR SQUIG?"
*Coach looks at Setekh*
"OR A GIANT CHAIR ON LOGS PULLED FORWARD BY SKELETONS THAT LOOKS LIKE A MINI PIRAMID?"
*the team is either not hearing coach Badoek or ignoring him*
Coach: "Screw this, we'll be late. MOVE OUT!"
As the Nuzzling Necroes head off to the stadium where they'll play the first game of this season's cup, a scruffy man with a face looking like he's pissed off, arrives at the training grounds. "Typical... they forgot me at my first day on the team. Screw this, I'm going home."
The Nuzzling Necroes arrive at the game against the Highland Lords with plenty zombies as usual, but there's a werewolf missing. Everyone has already forgotten about poor Cuddly Forepaws who got killed by a lowly thrall. Cursing when he finds out, Coach Badoek gives instructions to their wizard for this game. The wizard is a crafty fellow and proves useful. Coach Badoek has to wonder though why the heck he hired Setekh for this match because obviously someone like Wilhelm Chaney would have been a better choice.
The game, just like in the regular season, a good mess of poor dice, poor coaching decisions and topped off with spiked ball that managed to do some good stabbing. The first half ended in a 0-0 and the Lords seeing way too many skulls for their own good. On the other hand, Buff Rascal got under Homer McSimpson's skin and in retaliation of a vile comment on his mother's white mustache, the wight never even got the chance to properly regenerate after the dark elf stomped him into the field.
Luckily the management team of Nuzzling Necroes have some savings so they can easily hire a new one but the team has lost quite some skills lately. The Higland Lords can now take a vacation because HUBBA Bowl has only just begun.
Thanks for the game Letshavefun. You do what it says on your tin.”