“The lizards began this match shivering in their scales. They faced 3 hard-core killers, tacklers, some very dodgy goblins, and one half-goblin/half-orc monstrosity.

However, Nuffle opened the heavens and gifted them with Fouls Of Wrath, which sent the deadliest of the rats to the hospital, and left the troll with no one to tell him what to do! Ineffective armor rolls by the Underworld prevented them from squashing any saurus, although they did manage to tear two skinks apart in their feral anger.

Despite a lack of cash to safely replace the losses, this result is about the best I could hope for–– 2 RIPs could easily have been 5 if we had kicked first. I dread the rematch!

Coach boruppeter was a gentleman, and took it all in stride.

cheers”