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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2014-02-18 23:17:01
CTV 970k+540k Shambling Undead
1
70k
5000
+1
2/1/1
Inducements: 1 wizard, Star player Count Luthor Von Drakenborg
Necromantic Horror CTV 1510k
0
60k
13000 (2 FAME)
No change
2/0/0
Inducements:
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
3
-
1
14
168
1
23
36
-
“Worst start an opponent can possible have. Best start anyone could have for their first undead team. Free player turn ZERO. Fun, one sided game. I could get use to a ST5 vamp.”
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
-
-
-
1
5
143
-
7
40
7
#1 Spooge McChasey! – Fractured Arm (MNG)
#11 Gah-ool-ee-Drah-ftee-Ghoolie-McNibblesausage – Dead (RIP)
“Welcome to the Jungle, aka jesus suckle bollocks on a stick.
Wherein we relate the sad career of our #1 draft pick, Gah-ool-ee-Drah-ftee-Ghoolie-McNibblesausage
*****
Game one of his career.
Starting 1st half
Kick-off Scatter Roll [ 5 ][ 1 ]
The kick will land 1 square south of where it was aimed.
Kick-off Event Roll [ 4 ][ 1 ]
Kick-off event is High Kick
A player on the receiving team may try to catch the ball directly.
Gah-ool-ee-Drah-ftee-Ghoolie-McNibblesausage tries to catch the ball:
Catch Roll [ 3 ]
Gah-ool-ee-Drah-ftee-Ghoolie-McNibblesausage drops the ball.
Roll a 4+ to succeed (AG 3 + Roll > 6).
Scatter Roll [ 1 ] North
Gah-ool-ee-Drah-ftee-Ghoolie-McNibblesausage is stabbed:
Armour Roll [ 6 ][ 5 ]
Rolled Total of 11
The armour of Gah-ool-ee-Drah-ftee-Ghoolie-McNibblesausage has been broken.
Injury Roll [ 6 ][ 5 ]
Rolled Total of 11
Gah-ool-ee-Drah-ftee-Ghoolie-McNibblesausage suffers a casualty.
Casualty Roll [ 6 ][ 6 ]
Gah-ool-ee-Drah-ftee-Ghoolie-McNibblesausage has been killed.
Gah-ool-ee-Drah-ftee-Ghoolie-McNibblesausage is raised from the dead to join team Numas Vortex as a Zombie.
****
Most fael career ever?
Other than this, and Spooge getting MNG in the first half, this was a fun - if entirely inept - game.
The only real up side was Shoobiby Doob Na Rahkman (the Golden boot winner from last season), starting the season with 7 fouls (2 BHs and a load of stuns). Good effort Shoobiby Doob Na Rahkman!
”
Wherein we relate the sad career of our #1 draft pick, Gah-ool-ee-Drah-ftee-Ghoolie-McNibblesausage
*****
Game one of his career.
Starting 1st half
Kick-off Scatter Roll [ 5 ][ 1 ]
The kick will land 1 square south of where it was aimed.
Kick-off Event Roll [ 4 ][ 1 ]
Kick-off event is High Kick
A player on the receiving team may try to catch the ball directly.
Gah-ool-ee-Drah-ftee-Ghoolie-McNibblesausage tries to catch the ball:
Catch Roll [ 3 ]
Gah-ool-ee-Drah-ftee-Ghoolie-McNibblesausage drops the ball.
Roll a 4+ to succeed (AG 3 + Roll > 6).
Scatter Roll [ 1 ] North
Gah-ool-ee-Drah-ftee-Ghoolie-McNibblesausage is stabbed:
Armour Roll [ 6 ][ 5 ]
Rolled Total of 11
The armour of Gah-ool-ee-Drah-ftee-Ghoolie-McNibblesausage has been broken.
Injury Roll [ 6 ][ 5 ]
Rolled Total of 11
Gah-ool-ee-Drah-ftee-Ghoolie-McNibblesausage suffers a casualty.
Casualty Roll [ 6 ][ 6 ]
Gah-ool-ee-Drah-ftee-Ghoolie-McNibblesausage has been killed.
Gah-ool-ee-Drah-ftee-Ghoolie-McNibblesausage is raised from the dead to join team Numas Vortex as a Zombie.
****
Most fael career ever?
Other than this, and Spooge getting MNG in the first half, this was a fun - if entirely inept - game.
The only real up side was Shoobiby Doob Na Rahkman (the Golden boot winner from last season), starting the season with 7 fouls (2 BHs and a load of stuns). Good effort Shoobiby Doob Na Rahkman!
”