Th' Pirates met some fierce opposition in them thar' Elves. We had th' wind t' our backs in th' 1st half which saw us steal th' ball from th' pansies. But like many a woman th' wind is fickle and soon th' 2nd half saw us fightin' against it. Them thar' high and dandy, fancy Elves stalled out a goodly chunk o' th' half t' wrap th' game up as draw.
Arrr! 'Pipes' picked up MVP even though he be on th' pitch fer less time than it takes a whore t' fart. Picking up a thing o' two from th' Elves, thus being th' Shipwrecks 2nd Catcher with +AG now.”
Th' Pirates met some fierce opposition in them thar' Elves. We had th' wind t' our backs in th' 1st half which saw us steal th' ball from th' pansies. But like many a woman th' wind is fickle and soon th' 2nd half saw us fightin' against it. Them thar' high and dandy, fancy Elves stalled out a goodly chunk o' th' half t' wrap th' game up as draw.
Arrr! 'Pipes' picked up MVP even though he be on th' pitch fer less time than it takes a whore t' fart. Picking up a thing o' two from th' Elves, thus being th' Shipwrecks 2nd Catcher with +AG now.”