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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2004-05-23 13:37:22
50k
0/1/3
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
4
2
4
-
1
27
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-
-
-
-
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
2
-
-
1
7
-
-
-
-
-
#3 The Don – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#2 Eric Hindwurst – Dead (RIP)
#5 Mikhal "Good Glovvin" Brehme – Dead (RIP)
#6 Nails Nadskikken – Dead (RIP)
“Well that would have to be the biggest suckfest I've ever put myself through... and I play goblins. Two dead dudes in the first half meatn numbers were down right from the get go. Nothing like a good 23% luck rating by the end of the first half for tasks I could have safely left in the hands of hyperactive chimpanzees with attention deficit disorder... ugh.
I thought the MVP had gone to a dead man for a while, but at least he's in no danger of gaining any SPP next match-he gets to miss it. And good old Broken Drum the ogre, failing four boneheads in a roll and wasting my blitzes... he couldn't be fouled to death, nooooo. Everything went wrong... sigh. It's a funny old game really.
- Third half's highlights?!?!? I was not aware of a third half you man-hating pointy-eared ponce. And of course Broken Drum got beaten on... there were only two of his teammates on the pitch at that time, both closely investigating the effect of grass and (their own) blood stains on their jersies.”
I thought the MVP had gone to a dead man for a while, but at least he's in no danger of gaining any SPP next match-he gets to miss it. And good old Broken Drum the ogre, failing four boneheads in a roll and wasting my blitzes... he couldn't be fouled to death, nooooo. Everything went wrong... sigh. It's a funny old game really.
- Third half's highlights?!?!? I was not aware of a third half you man-hating pointy-eared ponce. And of course Broken Drum got beaten on... there were only two of his teammates on the pitch at that time, both closely investigating the effect of grass and (their own) blood stains on their jersies.”
And he was all like DUUUUUUUDE! None of our teams match!
And I was all like, like DUUUUUUUUUUUDE! Let's make noober teams!
And we were both like IT"LL BE TOTALLY EVEN AND CHALLENGING!
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!
And then the psychotic englishman high elves snapped three of the Soaring Dodo's heads off pretty damn early in the game.
Observing this spectacle of carnage from the sidelines, half the Dodo's decided to feign heat stroke and stay on the sidelines leaving their courageous team mates to be guest stars in the maniacal gent's ORGY OF PAIN!!!!!!
The third half's highlights included Broken Drum (as in "He can't be beat!") beaten on by a poncy elf in suede pants. ”