“Finally laid low after a hearty winning streak our exhausted little halfings had no true grit to deal with Coach Smeat's endless hordes of rotting corpses and reanimated skeletons! Wth a particularly brutal performance by the skeleton sudo blitzer Evil Ash, here was a undead monster from a most sublime film who seems to have acquired a secret chainsaw that even the client can't recognize! His very look caused halfings to shrivel and suffer terribile paralysis...

What witch craft is this, one might ask? Well only the very best are able to gleam the knowledge from the depths of Coach Smeats database but those honourable few who challenge him to the field of battle are often gifted with secret information of the Occult and where it can be found. But beware young 145ers, This information comes with a price. Buwhahahaaha

Great game coach, see you on the fields again soon!”