“Season One, CDI fills in mid-season,
Replacing Iron fist, Disapearing without a reason,
Game 1 was against the Missouri Two-Ham Lunch Tigers,
Got a full feed of SSP, it couldnt of gone much wilder.

Game TWO was against JAR's Rutgers Hauers,
I stalled and stayed away impersonating a Coward.
I beat the Chaos Pact, in score and Casualties,
I left the field scattered with his bodies and debris!

Game THREE I got diced really HARD
by eyecon33 and his Kansas State Ratards
2 Blitzes and a failed Apothecary death,
Was tough to keep the bad language underneath my breath (and I didn't!)

Game FOUR, The Slann got oooowwwwned,
Old Dominion Monarchs took charge, Slann season is now blown.
If all were asked, I think everyone would agree
what I should do is forget the season and farm some SSP

[Poem Continued after every game]

Thanks for the Fun Ark”