“The Claw Bombers and Felions battled to a 1-1 tie in a defensive battle.

B.C. Kicked to Chaos Warrior running back sensation Zach Anderson who rumbled up the field within striking distance of the end zone but stalled while his team tenderized the Felions in preparation of the second half.

Shayla made a -2D block that wrestled Zach 'the blodger' to the ground and partisan fans pitched the ball all around the field within pickup range of Jessica 'the elf'.

The Bombers scrambled to counter but were unable to stop a long bomb pass into the hands of Madison for the TD.

Winnipeg responded in the second half by blunting the B.C. offense at mid-field, killing Madison and bashing their way to Jessica pinned on their own end zone line.

Jessica was KO'd on a failed dodge away from rookie warrior Johnny Sears Jr. who gathered the ball for a TD as time expired.

It was a game where the stars refused to shine for both teams. Azar was unable to make a dent in the Winnipeg numbers and Greg Battle could not tackle his way out of a wet paper bag.”