“The game started in a horrific manner; the few fans of Mimmo's Pizza at the arena started heckling my players. Greetin' Face, who never was known for his intelligence, walked up to them and started saying 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never...' when someone threw a rock at him, which he somehow managed to choke on.

No one in the team really liked Greetin' Face, but The Big Yin had found it his role to protect him from the other goblins' bullying. When he realised that Greetin' Face had been killed he flew into a rage seldom seen before. He started by punching down a tree (!) and then just continued. Four halflings were injured by his hands, and many more knocked out. All the punching in the game built his muscles, making him stronger.

Radge chainsawed a poor halfling to pieces in the first turn, but the wee flings ganged up on him and retaliated straight away.

Square Go had a good game, and even managed to swing his ball so hard that he pushed a tree (!) into the audience in the end of the first half. The only one who wasn't impressed by this was the ref, a well known pizza lover, who ejected Square Go, refused to take a bribe to keep Eejit on the pitch and even went so far as to expel Radge from the stadium even though he was hardly in any shape to be walking.

Despite being expertly coached by fabiomightyblow, Mimmo's Pizza didn't have much of a chance in this game; The Wee Yins just had far too much luck.”