“The worst match in team history had to be against the hatred race of dwarves. The coach spent the whole match yelling at his players, which played a series of absurd actions that leaded to the worst score ever (0-3), the least SPPs (5) ever, the most casualties against (4/2/0) (and no casualties for), and the least yards rush (2), and including a total team wipeout during most of the second half.

- Knight continued his awful career with 0 SPPs in 9 matches in a row, after being seriously injured just while the ball was being kicked to start the match.
- Marius son of Mario has announced his retirement after suffering a serious skull fracture. The apothecary almost killed him while trying to treat him in the pitch, adding more disaster to the team's performance.
- Beah failed an easy pass, almost the only one attempted.

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Sorry for playing so badly, fellow coach :D I claim revenge (in the distant future!) :D”