“In the first half, Randan Randy managed to punch himself to death when attempting to hit a halfling. Plooky, of all players, caused the Half-Knight Rises both their serious injuries. All his celebrating made his dancing much better, so his coach gave him a certificate for his skills in side-step after the game.

At the end of the second half the score was 1-1 and hardly most of the Wee Yins were dead, injured or ejected by the referee. The ball was near my our zone with only one goblin near it, marked by two halflings. Half-Knight Rises were being expertly coached and their victory seemed sure. Times were desperate.

That's when Windae Licker and Gonnae No Dae That came to the rescue. While Gonnae No Dae that bolted towards the opponents (!) touchline, Windae Licker got Big Man to throw him. He failed the landing, sprained his ankle, but somehow still managed to stand on his feet (reroll) and, dispite the pain, ran towards the ball. Plooky punched one of the halflings to the ground while Windae Licker was catching his breath.

Meanwhile, Gonnae No Dae That was jumped by two halflings, but he was so psyched that one of them got badly hurt trying to punch him. Windae Licker picked up the ball, ran as long as he could with his bad ankle, before attempting the most impossibly long long bomb. The ball sailed past everyone, with Gonnae No Dae, despite being marked, managing to catch the ball, dodge past his marker and score the winner in the last turn of the game.

The accomplishment was deemed so magnificent that both Windae Licker and Gonnae No Dae that were rewarded by being sent to the highly sought after block training.”