“Report of first half:

1st turn: 2 badly hurts
2nd turn: 3 badly hurts
3rd turn: 4 badly hurts
4th turn: 1-0, Very Sunny kickoff (better don't mention later kick-offs...) // 4 badly hurts + 3 banneds (incluided Star Player)
7th turn: 2-0 // 5 badly hurts + 5 banneds
End of first half

Conversation before second half:

Coach - We're 3 against 9, including Young Willow Redbranch (Treeman). We concede?
Whirlwind - F**k it, I want a skill!
David Blomblackie - And I want to bomb 'n' burn the Treeman!
Stuart Elbowhite - Blood!
Coach - Let's go!

Report of the second half:

1st turn: 3-0 // Whirlwind gets skill and goes banned. Treeman goes stunned, one Halfling knocked and one Halfling seriously injured by bomb (David stunned too. Last decent bomb of the game, btw).
7th turn: 7-0 // Stuart seriously injured Craig Strongutt, forcing his retirement.
End of second half/game: 8-0

After that, the coach runs into Nuffle's altar.

Coach: You enjoyed the game? Now I can get some luck with dices?
Nuffle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqBR8knRM2w
Coach: Awwwww...”