“This one had it all. Dead legends, pinpoint fireballs, failed dump offs that went out of bounds and got picked up for defensive touchdowns. I did predict the decider, and I broke one of my rules to catch chainsaw on a rare non-bash team... NEVER give up a wizard in elfball!”
“Nuffle rained a fireball from hell down on legend catcher Frankie which basically decided the game. He absorbed the entire impact and was burnt to a crisp - all the apothecary could suggest was a barbecue! His 5 team mates, also under blast, barely got their hair singed. From there on we were just going through the motions and it could have been a lopsided score but for a dubious dump off (which was your drive BTW after a fumble) - a dead best player and defensive 1st score tends to do that to matches.
Hammorde claimed he was knocked out for the entire game despite 4 attempts to revive him. The staff are suspicious of his motives and HR have been notified.”
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