“Travesty! Injustice! A sham of a game! A mockery of dice! Never in all the history of dice games has anyone ever suffered as much poor luck as I have suffered in this game.
A curse of tulip weevils on the kingdoms of Holland and Walloon!
It was that damn Rabbit's Foot, I know it!
(I can't believe I handed VI that team's first win. Oh, the shame)
Update: Oh thank you, kind sir, for taking pity on me and not scoring a third TD. I promise not to tell anyone that you were never in a position to score 3 times at any point in the match. Yessir, that will be our little secret. As will the 4 quad skulls and numerous double skulls rolled in 47 blocks. No one need ever know.
(and in case anyone is actually reading this besides the two coaches involved, this is all meant in jest. except the part about being ashamed of handing this team it's first win. that's completely real)”
“This was an extremely fair and balanced game, in which superior tactics and maneuver by the gallant coach resulted in the inevitable victory.
Could've been 3:0, but I took pity on poor widdle Cavetroll. His tears were quite delicious, but you don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs. Looks forward to his future failings.
Wish he'd soapbox a bit less just prior to kick-off. Quadskulls happen all the time, get over it.”
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A curse of tulip weevils on the kingdoms of Holland and Walloon!
It was that damn Rabbit's Foot, I know it!
(I can't believe I handed VI that team's first win. Oh, the shame)
Update: Oh thank you, kind sir, for taking pity on me and not scoring a third TD. I promise not to tell anyone that you were never in a position to score 3 times at any point in the match. Yessir, that will be our little secret. As will the 4 quad skulls and numerous double skulls rolled in 47 blocks. No one need ever know.
(and in case anyone is actually reading this besides the two coaches involved, this is all meant in jest. except the part about being ashamed of handing this team it's first win. that's completely real)”