CTV 1940k Dark Elf
3

80k (-20000)
14000 (1 FAME)
+1

4/0/0
Inducements:
Orc CTV 1730k+210k
2
30k

11000

No change
1/0/3
Inducements: 1 wizard, Star player Bomber Dribblesnot
#4 Eddie Can'tscore – Fractured Leg (MNG)
#7 Omar Little – Dead (RIP)
#8 Baby Elephant – Dead (RIP)
#12 What's Up Ryan – Dead (RIP)
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Things started going wrong when a riot led to some dodgy timekeeping. Suspiciously, the orcs had JUST ENOUGH time to score before halftime. The refereeing proved faulty as well, resulting in the death of What's Up Ryan... the orcs' fouler was eventually ejected, but not before much havoc.
With only six players on the pitch to start the second half, things were looking bad for the elves -- and when early returns halved that number, they seemed downright grim. But the three men on the pitch accomplished a miracle: Mick Dagger (a) darted into a cage to injure the opposing carrier. The ball bounced loose of the cage, allowing Veronica (b) to pounce on it, make a lateral run, and pass the ball to Emily (c), who ran free to make it 3-1. The rest of the game was fairly academic, with the Wives blitzing into the backfield, getting stopped, and conceding a touchdown.
The win puts the team in a bit of a problematic situation... down to 9 players, one of whom misses the next game, how will they hold up against another physical team in round 2? With Omar dead and Eddie injured, we thank Nuffle for small favors: Emily, whose two TDs and one casualty made her the real MVP of game 1, has received an agility boost. Still, the team's odds of surviving the pressures of an entire tournament seem increasingly low... but we made it to the second round of a non-stunty tournament for the first time in years. Rejoice!”