“Yikes! This was a nasty game. The opening Lizard block was RIP, but they failed to break armor from that point forward, and the next 5 casualty rolls were all Serious Injuries against the Roughriders. The crown jewel was the RIP of Blackbox's Top Lizard, Rhonda Snord. (The apo had been called out to turn a -ST into a MNG on the previous turn.)

However, a crucial positioning error by NainsDujardin allowed Rhonda her last moment of glory in the world, as she blitzed the nimble Dwarf ballcarrier and set the ball free, eventually resulting in a defensive TD by the Roughriders... one that she did not live to see.

Rhonda was a somewhat unremarkable saurus in terms of skills, but her development history surpassed all other saurus ever–– legend in 41 games–– faster than the next contender by a margin of almost 20 games. She also picked up 15 MVPs in her first 49 games... which is... statistically mind-blowing.

Cheers to coach Azyx for giving the Roughriders the punishment they deserve.”