“Into the lands of the Mexican jump beans! Wait no! It's space frogs! All that jumping about just isn't natural, so the charioteers raise the banner of glory, and summon forth their bloodbowl team!

Hail to the Dark Avenger who lays waste to the ranks of slann! A war machine of steel and claws! From legendhood to beyond, the Avenger treks upward the all time top 25 list!

Perfect 10 rolls a perfect 10! Upgrades to 7M to hawk thy prey!

This is the game the train cannot be stopped! Cracks the soft head of the froggy catcher and scores a TD...upgrade to tackle, to bleed all enemies of the wheel!

DeMaio "The blades upon our wheels won this day. But Giterdone showed his might and prowess upon the battlefield. We salute thee, and mark thy soul with the glyph of heed!"

Ride!”