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Match Result · Blackbox division
· Gamefinder game
Match recorded on 2014-05-23 17:37:38
CTV 1780k+300k Lizardmen
4
50k (-10000)
14000
No change
2/3/0
Inducements: 1 bloodweiser keg, Star player Slibli
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
4
-
5
-
1
27
153
-
40
51
2
#10 Loren Jaffray – Fractured Leg (MNG)
#12 Nathan Armstrong – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#90 Slibli – Smashed Ankle (-MA)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
-
6
-
1
17
157
-
18
57
-
#7 Dirty KenThis – Damaged Back (NI)
#12 Drunk KenThis – Smashed Hand (MNG)
#13 Ashamed KenThis – Serious Concussion (-AV)
“As always CameronHawkins is too modest and gives us far too much credit.
We are a one trick pony and occasionally when the trick fails we are shown up for the bunch of useless goats we really are.
Opponent is easily the toughest lizardman coach I play in the box, and deserves everything he gets. (Lord Nuffle willing this will also include me retiring the roughriders next chance I get :) )
He never surrenders and never bows down and win, lose, draw, dead lizards or goats is always the same in chat.
A true gent enjoys playing his team and doesn't give a fig about my clawpomb heavy play.
It's always a pleasure and never a chore to play him and if I have to take a sobering 4-0 loss every other time we play it's worth it.
May the Roughriders prosper till our next encounter...”
We are a one trick pony and occasionally when the trick fails we are shown up for the bunch of useless goats we really are.
Opponent is easily the toughest lizardman coach I play in the box, and deserves everything he gets. (Lord Nuffle willing this will also include me retiring the roughriders next chance I get :) )
He never surrenders and never bows down and win, lose, draw, dead lizards or goats is always the same in chat.
A true gent enjoys playing his team and doesn't give a fig about my clawpomb heavy play.
It's always a pleasure and never a chore to play him and if I have to take a sobering 4-0 loss every other time we play it's worth it.
May the Roughriders prosper till our next encounter...”
Don't be fooled by the casualty stats–– the lizards managed to bash their way through with their regular gusto, whereas Murderby Numbers couldn't even do so much as hurt a skink until turn 5. Clawing, piling on--- nothing could manage to push their Armor rolls higher than 6. Added to this was a Blitz! on the opening kick-off, which–– while the Chaos recovered admirably–– left their team spread too thin, with all their slow killers now unsupported on the LOS and all their mobile guarders pulled into the backfield. Through sheer brute force (aided by Slibli and Break Tackle) the lizards ripped through and took the ball, scoring on turn 5.
Again the Lizards set up to kick, and again the opening blocks by Murderby Numbers were fruitless. Again Rhonda Snord broke free and loosed the ball, and again the Lizards scored.
In the second half, things got a little more interesting, now 10v10, which soon became 10v9, but then swung back to 8v9 as the claw finally began to find purchase. Meanwhile, Slibli took block after block, pile after pile, and still somehow managed to get by completely unscathed, until finally falling with a smashed ankle. After a hasty retreat and a switch of sides, we were able to pull a skink gambit and got the ball to Greyson, who picked it up on the first try and scored.
The last drive felt much like the second, with a breakaway blitz on the ball, and some skinky magic. Murderby Numbers managed their best hits on the 16 clean-up. KenThis swallowed the bad dice admirably, probably assisted by the high-proof liquor that he brews from the tears of Murderby Numbers' other opponents.
All in all, a weird coincidence of terrible dice for the Chaos and great dice for the Lizards. As KenThis pointed out, things have a habit of balancing out... so somewhere in the future, there is a very, very dark game in store for us.”