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CTV 1330k Human
1
![Winnings Winnings](/FUMBBL/Images/Icons/treasury.png)
80k
16000 (1 FAME)
No change
![Casualties Casualties](/FUMBBL/Images/Icons/apothecary.png)
1/1/0
Inducements: 1 bribe
Elven Union CTV 990k
1
50k
![Spectators Spectators](/FUMBBL/Images/Icons/cheerleader.png)
9000
![Fanfactor Fanfactor](/FUMBBL/Images/Icons/fanfactor.png)
+1
0/1/0
Inducements: 1 bribe
#4 Ignacio 'The Red' – Serious Concussion (-AV)
#3 Biafyndar Ihimbraskar – Damaged Back (NI)
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We be showin' poor handlin' skills t' start 'n them Elves be fast t' try 'n steal th' ball. But some stalwart hittin' 'n some poor dodgin' saw them thar' Elves leave th' pitch sharpish. I be gettin' on t' score sheet, showin' everyone out thar' how it be done.
Th' Elves were quick in offence 'n some piss poor defence by me boys let th' sorry excuse for a Grindball team that be th' Elves equalise.
My boys had th' game all wrapped up fer me, all I need t' be doin' is runnin' th' bal in. But one o' them thar' no good cheatin' Elves be puttin' some kind o' stone or somethin' on th' ground fer me t' trip over."
"Cap'n thar be nuthin' thar', ye just fell on ye arse, 'n ye just could o' given th' ball off t' Pipes, he could o' run it easy."
"Shut ye pie hole mate, or I'll be feedin' ye t' th' sharks. Ye hear me laddo!"”