CTV 2130k Dark Elf
1
70k (-30000)
20000 (1 FAME)
No change
2/1/0
Inducements:
Necromantic Horror CTV 2010k+150k
0
40k (-30000)
16000
-1
1/2/1
Inducements: 1 wizard
#5 Luus Lurukai – Broken Jaw (MNG)
#10 Godefrey Goose – Dead (RIP)
#17 Kevin Vilespike – Smashed Knee (NI)
#9 Beggar – Fractured Skull (-AV)
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Ah, hard hitting elves - surely not that hard hitting, right? Wrong! 5 players out before the dust has settled on T3 and the half is done. With our mascot hurt, Beggar suffering a fractured skull, the team is downbeat.
Still, there is a wizard and 11 players for the 2nd half. Soon the elves are down to 8, then 7, and things look much better again! Then elves be elves and make a mockery of tackle zones to strip the ball from Landlady's grasp. It's OK, she can just pick it up again, right? Wrong! The snaked pick up is followed by a punt.
Just as it looks lost, finally a dark elf slips as the witch falls. Landlady has the ball and all that is required is a pass, a catch, and a hand off. The catch is dropped and the team comes up short in a competitive 2nd half - the Soulrippers getting a measure of revenge for their coach after our previous XFL encounter.”