“I dont know why I keep putting myself through this
Every Tourney I get some kind of Dorf Nitwits
I seem to never receive First Hits from the Opening Kicks
I lose a Goblin every time a Dwarf makes a blitz

I feel like I may be whining, do I get a chance at shining?
Short of menz, and Im not talking about their height
8 men each drive, I cant put up good a fight.
Its a shooting gallery, No need to give the Dwarves any flattery
Easy Win, I took it on the chin, a ghost town in the reserves bin

but Truth be told, and yes this story is getting old
Playing Goblins in the Box, there is no Pot of Gold
at the end of that Rainbow, but at least i know
that the small amount of us that dig out of that hole
wont be stopped by any dwarves from achieving our true Goal

Even in spite, there just aint an easy way out from a 1/2 pint fight!


Thanks for the fun Ady! GL in the tourney
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