“Match reports are usually sour fruits and this one tastes no better....
The elves ran rings around the dumpy midgets for 14 or so turns before the cheating dwarves organised a riot and mugged victory from our slender hands.
Their grubby little fingers have left a stain in our memory.
A rematch would not be out of the question, but perhaps we will bring some support in the future. At the post-match press conference coach was asked: "are you biased against dwarves?"
“When Coach NerdBird was asked about the comments made by the Spin Ae Ferndell Coach, all he would comment is; "we will leave our players to talk this over, another day, on the pitch". Coach NerdBird declined further questioning.
In the game report there is mention of some Illegal Defenses and an Illegal blitz during the match by the Elves. Also, it is rumored that one player was using illegal sticky gloves in the first half.
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The elves ran rings around the dumpy midgets for 14 or so turns before the cheating dwarves organised a riot and mugged victory from our slender hands.
Their grubby little fingers have left a stain in our memory.
A rematch would not be out of the question, but perhaps we will bring some support in the future. At the post-match press conference coach was asked: "are you biased against dwarves?"
What a silly question.”