“R geyz r distructed dis game, Dey Bonehedded alut dis game. We looz anover wun to lessur dwurves. We haytz dem. dey not even tray ta scure. dey just sittin dere lake punkz. nawt evun doen nuffin. Deze gayz r borun. Dere cowchez shud be shawt duwn fur beun so borun. Weez nurly fewl aslip wartchin dem play. Deyz downt luk fur havun fun, dey just play a nurmal Blud Bowel game whun dey shud be trayin ta ruck up da scure. Heez curn do wut he lakes, but we huv da teem dat is mur exsiten den hiz and evun do weez lawst, weez shur weez hud mur fun den him.

Translation:
Our Ogres were very distracted this game, rolling multiple Boneheads. We lost another game to bashers who didn't try to really score. They just sat there and tried to hurt my players. Coaches like this should be shot for playing so boring of a game. I nearly fell asleep half way through. We don't know how this could be fun farming SSP like that. I would have tried to rack up the score, and taken the casualties as they came. I really shouldn't be one to criticize someone game style. I believe playing with lesser teams is more fun than playing with stock Bash teams. In that way I am sure I have had more fun than he had, so truly I am the winner since this about having fun. :P”