“Weez uv sud it wunsa, n weez wull suh it agun, WEEZ HATEZ ELUFS! Nuxt tame weez plah Elufs weez wull Kuwl dem AWL! Dey be stelun owr bawlz evuwa chunse dey getz. 5 uv dem, dey durta lil elufs. I tink ut wuz cuz ut wuz sow hawt owt der.

Naw dat weez gotz 6 Ogaz, wulcum Huge Herman Humongous, weez wunt bah sow Lii-la.. Lii-;a-ah... Lilabuwl! We nawul huv a fuwl rosta ta tuke awn ana budda! Be scurd NCBB, bah rewel scured!

Translation:
Elves are very dangerous early on, and they give Ogres a lot of trouble.The Ogres couldn't pick up they ball and the elves were very opportunistic, stealing 4 TDs out of the five they got. The sweltering heat didn't help the Ogres much. Despite the Fan advantage, it left 2-3 guy off the pitch to regain their composure. On one occasion, one Ogres stayed on the bench.

Now, finally, with a full roster the Ogres can start to compete. Welcome Huge Herman Humongous, our 6th Ogre. There was also enough to buy 2 more snots.No need to name them as they will be dead soon.”