“Pre-match the girls loaded up to 130k TV difference; we bought a beast and petty cashed a wizard.

After they won the toss, the girls had a stupidly bad turn 0 and 1 (cas'd lino from rock, 5 skulls in first 6 dice.

Despite the matchup being as skewed as an Italian tower, this lousy start almost let me play the first half. Things did get somewhat exciting: I managed to pop the ball, which bounced and cas'd one of my players. Their stall wasn't easy either; before their turn 8, I managed to move my diving tackler CW onto the ball. The tentacles mino needed a 4(WA) 2 2 (gfis) to move onto the ball as well, which would have made a TD very unlikely (half die + escape dt or tents, instead of 1die and no escape roll). Unfortunately, the professor just roared. Playing 7 vs 11 second half was pretty hopeless. When the zons snapped Prof. Chaos' neck, the game ended. I tossed a fireball out for damage (it didn't). Zons cleaned up and made 2-0.”