"I ate elves, speshully dat numma five oo scored free tuchdurns imself. I don't fink my entire teem as scored free tuchdurns eva! Just az we iz about ter it em dey prance off makin yooz look stoopid. I fink a betta plan wud be ter catch wun, send all der ladz at im, kill im an den catch anuvva an fink about der ball later. Or mebbe put acid in der perfume bottlez der big fairiez. I ate elves. An catz".”
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