“Lesson #3: Elfball in the Snow
Dos: Keep swapping the opponents AV8 armour for ours in the dressing room, break the oppos armour at will (again), start looking for a new large beast that nuffle likes seeing murdered: we are running out of big goats to sacrifice...

Do nots: Try some ridiculous chain push manoeuvre involving a gfi in the snow to avoid a catcher gfi-ing over the touch line, don't forget to put on the grippy gloves when picking up a ball in post snow slush, don't get distracted by the ball dwelling goblin.

A 3rd straight up, slap in the oppo's face, uber-dicing in a row. Could have been 4-0 but for the stupid snow manoeuvre. Embarrassing really but Ttorvatn was an excellent opponent still joking until the end. Kudos.”