“Dust cloaks the eyes and throat as the forsaken ride without home or king! Into the wastelands of the savage and green! To bloodbowl vs. the most hardened of barbarians...Bongo Bongo!

Hold the line to the end, brave warriors of the wheel! The ball is sacked, but the blitzers stay true and the score is 0-1

But the strength of Hercules is released! And the power of the Dark Avenger is shown! Blast down a black orc and destroy!

Hail to Fierce! A mighty throw to his hands, a ball pick up later and in the endzone 1-1!

And to Dread Scott, who goes into single combat against Job job for the win! The fists fly, but it is the kick to the head that reigns! Nose folded inward, the great green thrower is fallen...to the pits of the afterworld! And to ride and guide thee on thy way...Dread Scott gives up the flesh and dives after his prize!

Die together! Yarr!

Almost a win, almost a tie...but the power of a lonely lineman tips the balance...defeat.

We shall return!”