“One of the worst performances i have ever had the distinct displeasure of coaching. Lumpy in particular was absolutely pathetic with 11 blocks and not even a KO to show for it, i don't think he even stunned any opponents. Magnesium was equally terrible with 11 blocks and nothing to show for it, not even a KO.

My opponents blocks were unstoppable even against much higher strength. My teams incompetence was highlighted by opponents who couldn't fail, no matter how one sided and understrength their blocks, they always came out on top.


We scored on turn 7 with heavy pressure that very nearly popped the ball loose on turn 6. Then our opponent managed a most unlikely TD with a blitzer dodging and running into the endzone and receiving a pass from the catcher.

Second half my opponent run the ball up a sideline with a catcher behind a screen, we managed to dodge and knock him down. Next turn he dodged, picked up the ball and scored.

At this point we were playing to maintain tie, but were still unable to take out any players, at one point we had to leave the Ogre a chance to blitz my blodging ball carrier, he knocked him out and due to some to the worst blocking ever witnessed we couldn't recover the ball.

Game over, we lose 2-1. Congratulations Marneus on the win and good luck with your team.”