“The Mall Rats are very thankful for their loyal fans, who stormed the pitch before the first kick off, badly hurting one, seriously injuring two and killing one of my opponents. After Silent Bob scored yet again another one turner, the Orcs decided to get even, with their first two blocks, they seriously injured one and killed another of my players.

The match was very close, even though Bob managed to score a third TD for the rats on 2nd and 8th. Dougie was quite a dissapointment for all the 65000 spectators who had come to see him get some of those sweet casualties, but Dougie only managed to BH the opponents Ogre, which was no star player. And of course, the saying about rats been very lucky and slippery was true this time also.”