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Season 4, Round 7 (Round 3 BYE)

Da Maniorx first game against da Badlands' only Ogre team playing deir first season in da Orclands conference. Da ferst half da Ogres just couldn't do anyting right. We tought Grotty wuz gonna get past us and score, but he fell down at da wrong moment and Wrecker wuz able to get da first pass uv hiz career. The Druck was feeling insecure, and swore to at least double Wrecker's completions. But a fumble, an intercepshun, and a dropped ball in da 2nd half mucked doze plans up and he had to settle wit watchin' Bell pick it up and walk it in at de end. Da Ogres had too many boneheads, and only started hitting after it was too late to stop da score. Cookie's foulz were pretty pathetic, but he snuck back in after da ref ejected him. Saved da Apo to da very end and prevented a -ST bust on Mangler. Butcher Boy wuzn't so lucky as hiz apo had already been used to save a BH on Fleshlumpeater early in da game.

Da Maimfist clan wuz happy to finish da season witout a loss. Da Kanabulz only had dis one loss, but not enuff wins to get into da playoffs. Dey will certainly be a strong seed in da Goblin Nations Swiss Consolation. During da handshake between coaches, a reporter overhead talk of da Maniorx coach maybe coaching a different team next season. Sumting about a tour of the Old World if da Maniorx win the Championship or sumting like dat. Da Badlands fans are anxiously waiting to see wat will happen.

Tanks for da game, cameronhawkins. See you next season and good luck in da Goblin Nations.”