“This was a cracking and high-scoring game between two game opponents!

Coach Jeffrey got off to a disastrous start, conceding an early touchdown despite receiving the inaugural kick-off. He did his best to pull his way back, but Lilith's team seemed to enjoy superior luck throughout- for example, their second half kick-off reception was aided by the crowd, whose rock-throwing antics demolished the entire Thorbotron left flank, making for an easy running score! Perhaps the dark gods do favor them...

In the end coach Jeffrey did well to score 2 touchdowns for a final score of 3-2, battling against the encumbrance of inferior luck. With no serious injuries to either side and lots of experience gained, the two teams look forward to a prosperous future. We await the rematch with vested interest!”