“Sebastian Michaelis: They say, my young lord, that if you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen. Usually in our case this is because Baldroy has tried to pan sear with a flamethrower again, but I digress. In this case, I think the heat made our squad thirstier than normal, and I suggest in the future we try to keep that to a more manageable level. I assure you my own running off into the stand was to simply find you. . .and Ran-Mao. . . and Grelle. . .twice.

Grelle: You know I get lonely, Bassy!

Sebastian Michaelis: Anyway, to continue, I do see that our scoring seems to be below par.

Grelle: I assure you, Bassy, my scoring is always above par . . .

Sebastian Michaelis: Continuing! I assure you, my young lord, I will be doing more of the ball-handling myself in the future. After all, if I couldn't provide both casualties and points, then what sort of a butler would I be?

His Butler, Sweltering.

You see they're simply one hell of a bloodbowl team.”