“Playing the ball not the vamp should be the way we approached this game but sadly this band of cheerfully suicidal score addicts didn't take that seriously and ended up the worse for wear. However we don't count the elves lost as much as yards gained, improbable recoveries achieved (or even failed if gallantly enough attempted) and TDs!

Despite a sustained effort at assassination, both stars came out of the match untouched and with honour. The turnover score which included dispossessing the ST5 Vamp and the receiving touchdown achieved with 2 players who had been stunned during a pitch invasion meaning the first turn was moot were classic elven scores. We hope to continue in this vein and will gladly accept a rematch once we have repaired a little and stockpiled a little more garlic.”