“The game was very enjoyable, and a great many varieties of snacks and petit choux were shared amongst the two rival teams. Furt of Dirty Fools was celebrated for his exceptional jalapeno pudding, which he served with some fabulous grilled chicken breasts.

Highlights of the game:
When Fool's #7 Furt managed to spill the aforementioned jalapeno pudding on the armour of Butt boy #10, resulting in a ruined shoulder pad... Now the poor lad is even easier to get off the field!

Fool's #2 Gert choked on a peach stone carelessly left in a peach vanilla custard pie by Butt Boy #7. Gert's life could not be saved, and the poor chap's remains were roasted after the game by the two teams' three ogres. Please bear The NAF Fund for Blood Bowl widows in mind!

All in all, a very memorable culinary experience...

Oh, yeah... almost forgot. While the others weren't looking, Lerk of the Fools accidently scored a touch down at the end of the first half as he went to take a leak by the end zone. Cheeky bastard!

Thanks for the picnic, TGR!”