“The pretty birds elected to kick it to the pretty ladies and tried to put the boot in early. A good blitz and foul took two elves off the pitch turn 1. The elves stalled well initially but took cas from dirty play. Numbers allowed the humans to get to the ball and drop it three times, but the human throwers failed three chances to pick up the ball. The elves recover last second for the score.

Second half saw the humans catch with 11 players against 9. The ref called some fouls early and put the humans in trouble. The rusty human coach gave the elves some good chances turn 2 and 3, but the elves got unlucky. Pointy-eared misfortune spiralled out of control afterwards as the elves started to break themselves all over the place from turn 4 onwards. They went all ATTACK-O as best they could, but little worked. Humans scored turn 8 and had to defend against just 4 cookie-makers turn 16.

The Tits won the coin toss and received, 11 against 6. Well, 5 after a rock took out the elven pass blocker. As the humans turtled to hit and foul, the leaping strip ball elf came out of no-where turn 2 to get the ball to the pitch. A brave elf scooped it turn 3, only to fall on his back. By turn 6 just one elf watched the humans run it in. Tits win with some silly play but good dice.

GG Jumbo”