“Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later, and it did--my ladies suffered their first loss as a team of dark elves. Not to complain about luck and all, but when you receive the opening kickoff and double-fumble the ball with a sure-hands elf, then after the other team scores on your goof you double-fumble the ball AGAIN with a sure-hands elf, then you know there's a higher power working against you that game. Not much you can do other than duck your head and hope for not too many injuries, which there weren't this time thankfully. (Sorry, Brownie, had you been injured a little later than turn 2 of the match I would've apo'd you, but since you ain't the team star...)”