“Dust off the cameras! Heat up the lights! The News Team returns to ACTION!

Investigative Journalism with Extreme Prejudice had really dried up over the last year, with very few scoops and even fewer blooper reels. However the opportunity to investigate the depths of corruption which had awarded the fumbbl cup to Qatar this year had brought them back out, Undercover Style.

The News Team came prepared, with a full medical staff, inflatable ambulance and magical necklaces that cure everything, as they'd heard bad things about the water. This saw them in good stead during the first half, when an incredibly early wizard coughed near the tournament and blew up a load of goblins. Seizing the ball, Tesla attempted to interview it with the nice cop method before handing it over to Axeman for the heavy work.

Most of the interview was Axeman ignoring the screams of his fellow players but he managed to run away far enough and for long enough to get the ball to the embassy.

In the second half, Burnalot picked up another ball, looked up, immediately had his face torn off and dropped it into Axeman's hands. Thus began the long circling orbit of the pitch which would nearly see out the game in safety and security. And then some ungodly cow comes trampling in, demanding to see Axeman's supervisor. He refuses in a really smug way, and gets smacked off the pitch, while a squadron of goblins finally break through the medical blockade and kick people in the groin repeatedly.

Fortunately they forgot about the ball.”