“This was the game when some humble guttersnipes became a team of SUPER rats. This 4-1 dismantling of their rather large opponents was spear-headed by their talisman Roland the rat ogre with 2 casualties 1 of which was inflicted during the play of the day, an interception followed by a lethal one rat blitzkrieg touchdown which covered a full three quarters of the length of the field to seal a 2-0 lead at the end of the half.

With a keen sense of the moment at which team's hopes can be dashed, Zoom! ran in for a classic one-turner at the start of the half establishing a clearly unbreachable 3-0 advantage. The armies of Chaos managed to run in a consolation score before a joyful Smash! managed to run in to attain the points required for his third skill roll right at the death.

Having previously survived a no-holds barred assault by fellow Skaven team Blood Creek Bombers comprising of a previously unparalleled number of fouls culminating in a hard earned draw, Swift and Brutal are proud and ready for the next fixture. Big stinking rounds of Roquefort all round for vermin of the highest calibre!”