“The Buffalo Brills came into the game stout of heart and with victory on their minds…….The playbook looked good and Andre Reed had bought some new cutters. The Factory Staff however were a real problem. T. Spikes hadn't seen the like and spent half the game grasping at air as nimble elf after nimble elf danced away from his clawed grasp. Despite some fine blitzing the Brills couldn't keep track of the Factory wide outs and a blitz in the second half, reminiscent of the great Lawrence Taylor, sealed the game for the impressive Factory Staff. The Brills head coach has been fired for playing illegal substitution with no one available to come on………interviews will take place over the coming week. Send all CVs to Buffalo Brills, The Forest, The Glade, A Rock.”