“What a slapstick of a match. The A-Pyrits received the first half and took their time to move across the pitch, knocking out nearly all of CTGFM, but still failed to catch the final pass and score. As most of the goblins recovered, the second half started well for CTGFM. Eventually, Steve made a run for it, leaving only V-Jack a theoretical chance to get to him for a blitz. Which he did. And got him down. And knocked him out. But the apo kept him on! The bounce was fortunate, Muscle Hamster picked it up, and resisted any attempts to let go off it again. Until Mirvy knocked him over. The ball bounced into the crowd, which threw it directly to their fan favourite: Steve. More ridiculous stuff happened, until finally the match was over.”