“BIG BOOK OF GRUDGES #2
SPECIAL GRUDGE ISSUE #1

<Tymless> howdy, gl and hf and all that jazz mate
<Tymless> been saying it for years
<Tymless> not so stolen

<Mr_Foulscumm> Grudge Notes: 1. Stole the coaches welcoming phrase. 2. Lied about stealing the phrase. Result. Double grudge!

<Tymless> I have even been on fumbbl longer then you whippersnapper
<Mr_Foulscumm> yes, but I invented that saying when I played drums for Fats Waller in 1942.
<Tymless> you were not born yet liar
<Mr_Foulscumm> Grudge Note: 3. Called me a liar

<Tymless> and anyone who playes dwarves is silly and wears frilly dresses
<Mr_Foulscumm> :o
<Mr_Foulscumm> :o
<Mr_Foulscumm> I'll just have to copy this whole conversation to my book of grudges >:(
<Tymless> =)
<Tymless> and
<Tymless> um
<Tymless> you spelled scum wrong

<Mr_Foulscumm> GRUDGE! Apoth used on a clean hit!

<Mr_Foulscumm> making my kicker look bad... that's a grudge offence

<Mr_Foulscumm> how come you still have guys to put on the field? :/
<Mr_Foulscumm> didn't I give you a damn good thrashing?
<Tymless> because you stink
<Tymless> there you go trying to cheat again
<Mr_Foulscumm> silence!

<Mr_Foulscumm> super duper mega grudge!

<Mr_Foulscumm> we are no longer friends!
<Tymless> haha
<Tymless> hmm, looks like I was never on your friends list anyway
<Tymless> so no loss
<Mr_Foulscumm> you were my secret friend :(
<Tymless> lying again
<Tymless> now who should be holding a grudge here?
<Mr_Foulscumm> well... it was me all along.
<Mr_Foulscumm> remember the whole, I call grudge on you?
<Mr_Foulscumm> that was me

There you have it. An open and shut case.

*This special entry for the Big Book of Grudges notes: Barak Varr Krakens now call a Grudge of Doom onto ALL of Tymless Elves, from now until the end of time.
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