“As far as 0-0 games go, this one was about as entertaining as it gets!

The Khans opted to receive the football and reduced the Succubi to 9 players early on. Despite this, the Succubi managed to drag down a Bull Centaur as he cantered for the endzone- reports have it that he was distracted by a trio of alluring Slaaneshi Sirens just behind the goal line! From this position, there was a lot of back and forth in the Succubi half of the field, but they somehow managed to hold on until half time.

In the second half it was 7 Succubi versus 10 Khans! As expected, the Khans quickly turned over the football with a creative Blitz, and this time looked certain to score. However, the Slaaneshi Sirens again got to work in distracting player after player from scoring- one Goblin even tripped and knocked himself out on the way to the endzone due to their indulgent gyrations!

Thus, due to a Slaaneshi miracle of the flesh, the game closed at 0-0!

Said coach Hayati, "We were delighted with the work of the Sirens in securing the draw in this one. We now have a good chance to make the playoffs if we can just win our last game. As for the Khans, they seem destined to draw every game this season!"”