#5 Partible – Dead (RIP) #10 Date-O-Rama – Fractured Leg (MNG)
“In the Johnny Elfo's opening game The Toothless Hounds lived up to their name as the elves beat them off the line multiple times with blitzes to drive deep into their territory and snag the ball from them. Only as the game became out of reach with the 4th Td and the elves dancing around mocking the doggies did it turn vicious. An ill advised block wound up with our lineman on his back rather then our Partible scoring yet another touch down. The Coach called out all stops and had his team kicking each and every downed elf. This incised the Elves and they ripped Mary Canary's head clean off. The smell of blood was on the pitch and the opposing coach demanded more blood be spilled, and with a viscous block took out our star scorer at that point in the game for the game with Partible. Then to add more insults Partible was raised up and used to kick his old team mates. Not to be intimidated Efrem stepped up and was able to put up 2 more TD before the match was over”
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