“Don't let the scoreline deceive you folks, this was one close game! As coach Hayati reports:

"This game was all about Superstar Snotling Audowido! In the first half the Bokors received and made steady progress up the field. Then, in turn seven Audowido sauntered through the Ratcelona defense and had a simple gfi to score, but she fell- and DIED! I quickly put my apothecary to use- yes, yes, I know that conventional wisdom says not to save Snotlings, but this is the supreme play-maker herself!"

"To make matters worse, a Runner retrieved the football from the endzone and scampered off down-field, handing off to another Runner for a turn eight touchdown! Ooh, that stung! 1-0 Ratcelona at the half time interval!"

"In the second half Ratcelona tried to pass in the back-field to gain some SPP, but the throw was absolutely abysmal and went way wide. Coach Arale's face then turned pale as a sheet as a Snotling was tossed down-field, picked up the ball and made for the immediate touchdown. And guess who it was, yes, Audowido! And again she fell on the goal line gfi!"

"Ratcelona scrambled and recovered the football and with two additional players in support looked to be safe. Cue the maestro again- Audowido dodged three players to reduce a Blitz from three dice against to two, and promptly knocked down the ball carrier! Not only that, she then jumped into the melee, picked up the football and dodged out again towards the endzone! TOUCHDOWN BOKORS- but no, for the third time she fell on the goal line gfi!"

"From this calamity Ratcelona were finally able to recover and move the football away for the eventual 2-0 victory."

"I tell you, I've never seen a player as magical as Audowido! She just needed Sure Feet in this one and we likely would have won it 2-0 or 2-1!"”