“I didn't go over the customary 4 minutes any time and most of my turns were around 2 minutes, which resulted in me being berated for being slow and all the while he complained about dice rolls while being 1-0 up. Here's the end of the chatlog, by the way:

<SerenadeOfSorrow> zzzz
<SerenadeOfSorrow> 1 player moved in 1 min 40 lol
<SerenadeOfSorrow> i will not allow ANY time outs in that case
<RudiVStarnberg> Get over yourself pal
<SerenadeOfSorrow> get a lil faster and i dont have to yawn why playing
<RudiVStarnberg> This is like my 10th fumbbl game
<RudiVStarnberg> so y'know
<SerenadeOfSorrow> well
<SerenadeOfSorrow> slow and dicey my perfect fun

[concession here]

<RudiVStarnberg> A moany prick. My favourite too :)
<SerenadeOfSorrow> **** yourself

Judge for yourselves, I guess.”