“At turn 5, a failed dodge (and the three in a row after that, each the first turn of the move) were the Halftime Show's undoing. In the second half it went even worse, with the entire offensive line stunned on turn 1 and pinned to the sidelines by turn 5 for a stalling game.

Lesson learned: Agi 3 does NOT dodge for ANY reason. Goblins do not dodge for any reason (ok, ok, tackle, but still, I was rolling 1s and 2s. Wouldn't have helped). Stunty does not exist. Any dodges on Agi 3 are freaks of nature and are not supposed to happen.

(seriously, those dice turned evil. 3+ is 66% or so. You'd think I'd manage one, but Nuffle wouldn't hear of it this game.)”