“Diane, it's 3:14 PM on Saturday, December 20th, and we've just come back from investigating a Danish pleasure cruise off the coast of Angola. The seas were very rough at first, and the Danes were moving incredibly slow. Probably the amount of alcohol they imbibed before the match no doubt. Tell Gordon I finished counting all those 1s from the last match and there were very few to be found in this one. Wish I could have joined my teammates, but Doc Hayward insisted I give that fractured leg time to heal. I took the time off to improve my ball-hawking abilities and am eager to show what I can do next match.

This is Dale in room 316, Great Northern Hotel, signing off.

Medical Report: apothecary saved a MNG

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