“Diane, it's 10:16 PM on Sunday, December 21st, and I've just returned from an uprising at the local library here in Twin Peaks. Some of these citizens are rather well-read, though their tastes are a bit eclectic. It reminds me of my former partner, Windham Earle. That's a troubling thought, as I'm sure you are aware. The first half we couldn't catch a break, but the humans caught them all. Second half we came out and shook the rust off, with the help of a quick score (Deputy Hawk) and a blitz to force a turnover score (Sheriff Truman). The third score came off a dropped pass that Deputy Hawk was able to recover and pass to yours truly. Still haven't gotten much of a chance to try out the new Strip Ball skill I learned a few games back. Here's hoping for some better leaping dice next matchup.

This is Dale in room 316, Great Northern Hotel, signing off.

Medical Report: apothecary held in reserve (not used)

Financial Report: the bribes from the Double RR diner went unused by both sides”